Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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