He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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