obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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