guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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