Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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