I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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