My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
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I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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