Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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