He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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