Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
ttyl tear gas
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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