Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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