i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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