I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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