ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
