The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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