therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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