He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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