it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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