Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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