Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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