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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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