D3 body, D1 cock
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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