there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
where are my eyebrows?
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