Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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