Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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