ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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