imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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