What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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