You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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