i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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