It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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