I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
