I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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