jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize