We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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