Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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