just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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