the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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