the new term for farting is butt boxing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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