Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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