PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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