Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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