You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize