Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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