we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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