What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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