bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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