Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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