i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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