singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm always down for nudity.
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