take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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