I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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