Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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