Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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