they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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