I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
only if we run a train.
done.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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