I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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