Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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