it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
as a side note pls kill me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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