man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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